I'm afraid I'm a hipster. I just, I just might be. Without ever having realized it. Here are the reasons I think yes. First, I love shopping at Urban Outfitters. Second, I love living on Mill Avenue. Third, I have thick black horn-rimmed reading glasses. And finally, I love movies like "The Royal Tenenbaums" and "I Heart Huckabees." I'm super excited about this new show, "Wilfred." Have you seen commercials?
But then, here are the reasons I might not be a hipster. OK, it's true that I love Urban Outfitters, but I always zoom straight past the size 2 clothes and go straight to the woodland creatures-adorned housewares. Next, I've always hated kickball, and I would certainly never want to play it as an adult. And then, instead of riding a skateboard, I'm usually pushing a stroller. Oh, and I don't wear low-slung, tighty jeans. Maybe mostly because they wouldn't fit.
So where does that leave me? Somewhere between "Donnie Darko" and Anne Taylor Loft. I guess that makes me... Bridget Jones?
Hugs and Kisses, Crystal Jones
This is HILARIOUS! because I know I am a hipster, I just ordered new glasses from this place called Warby Parker, check it out! You are going to love the hipter frames!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm really going to enjoy this! Thanks guys, for sharing such a personal part of your lives in order to touch those around you.
ReplyDeleteOkay, and I'm so excited to see Wilfred.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ReplyDeleteA: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
I think a non-hipster, hipster, is hotter.