Leslie -
Something happened tonight and I may or may not have overreacted. Baker hired this air conditioning expert. You know our house is old-old-old, so Bakes thought it would be wise to get that ever-important appliance checked out. The good news is, everything's working fine with our a/c. The bad news is, I loathed the expert-dude. Now maybe I was in a bad mood, or maybe he was using cheap salesman tricks, but everything he said and did struck me wrong.
What I heard: If you give your daughter water from a plastic bottle, she's going to grow gills and a third nipple.
What Dude probably, actually said: In addition to air systems, we sell and install reverse osmosis systems, if you are interested in bottle-free water products.
I heard: America's lame, let's all move to Canada.
Dude probably said: Don't take my word for it, but feel free to research non-government studies.
I heard: Your house is a big pile of junk. The three little pigs could build better houses than this.
Dude probably said: Houses built in the '50s often lack modern-standard insulation.
As Dude left our house, he nodded to me and said, "I'll be back to rob your house in a few weeks." (Or maybe, "Nice to meet you, ma'am." Whichever.) I gave him a dirty look and a "Hmpfh." This Dude - what a jerk, right?
Always sunny, Crystal
WHAT!!!! I HATE A/C dude! He had absolutely no right to treat you and your family that way! If I were you, I'd be giving his manager a call and make sure that guy get's canned!! THE NERVE!!
ReplyDeleteSarah - He was the OWNER!
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