Hi Les, You may remember a conversation we had today. In fact, I'm sure you remember it better than I do. This afternoon, I received the following text message from you: "Bhah hahahaaaaa! I am so sorry!"
Sorry about what? This was clearly a response to something I had said earlier. But, what? I had to go back to my original message to you. Imagine how silly I felt when I found these crazy messages I sent you.
"I just woke up from a dream where I was in NY at the laundromat and this guy wanted to hassle me for my quarters so he could go buy meth. I got scared and started being nice to him and then everything turned around and he told me he was really a tranny named Janet and invited me to come see his band play. He played the saw.
"The whole time I was thinking, if Leslie would just buy a house with a washer and dryer, this wouldn't be happening to me!"
I don't remember sending those texts. Or even having that dream. Which leads me to my confession of the day: Sometimes I text in my sleep.
Avoiding the laundry at all costs, Crystal
Wow, a sleep-text is a rare treat I think! I wish I could get one from you.
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!!!! How can you text in your sleep! This is CRAZY!!!! I yell, push, steal pillows and blankets in my sleep but I have never texted!
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I say this is definitely all Leslie's fault. If she didn't have to go to the laundromat, you wouldn't be so worried about her, hence, the sleep texting wouldn't occur.....or....would it?
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