Thursday, September 29, 2011
Trouble Duty
Woke up early to babysit this morning. My friend's kid, and I don't mind doing it. But let's just say I was less than thrilled when she told me he learned how to crawl. Yesterday. That means I have 2 crawlers to all to myself until 4:15.
And it's only 7:45. And I've already run out of ways to entertain them. And my house smells like poop.
Plus, this morning, I tried to put my bra on OVER my FEET.
We've got the makings of an awesome day here.
Heaven help me never to have twins, Crystal
Monday, September 26, 2011
Texting about Crystals Cat Eddie
Crystal: Eddie just stuck his whole entire head in my cup of milk.
Leslie: Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE cats!
Crystal: I drank it anyway.
Leslie: Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE Crystals.
Leslie: Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE cats!
Crystal: I drank it anyway.
Leslie: Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE Crystals.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
37th and 5th
Cross Streets in NYC or the Twilight Zone?
I spend a good amount of time on 37th and 5th and at times it is a really nice place to be. like last week, weather was beautiful and as I stood on the corner waiting for the light to change in my favor. Two men on their two bikes come peddling up and were screaming at each other insults and cursing at each other...again, while peddling bikes, something little girls do. They looked so dumb and I enjoyed all of it.
For the last two weekends when I walk down 5th to go back to the train people have been been REALLY emotional about me using my phone. One man standing in a doorway in his pajamas sneered at me while I was checking my voice mail and called out "You and your cell phone."
I was hurt but I got over it. Then the next week I had just pulled out my phone to check it and a man while walking past me starts mumbling "texting (swear words) she's texting (MORE swear words)" and I looked up as he passed and I said back to him, "I wasn't texting!!!" (but I actually was...don't tell him.)
Lastly, the man who runs the food cart on 37th and 5th recently confessed his everlasting love for me. His name in Mohammad and I think we could be happy together, I do love hot dogs....and he told me he would be there for me if anything happened to Rafael.
I've seen wizards and a tin man, I've seen models and actors...I can't wait to go back.
Leslie
I spend a good amount of time on 37th and 5th and at times it is a really nice place to be. like last week, weather was beautiful and as I stood on the corner waiting for the light to change in my favor. Two men on their two bikes come peddling up and were screaming at each other insults and cursing at each other...again, while peddling bikes, something little girls do. They looked so dumb and I enjoyed all of it.
For the last two weekends when I walk down 5th to go back to the train people have been been REALLY emotional about me using my phone. One man standing in a doorway in his pajamas sneered at me while I was checking my voice mail and called out "You and your cell phone."
I was hurt but I got over it. Then the next week I had just pulled out my phone to check it and a man while walking past me starts mumbling "texting (swear words) she's texting (MORE swear words)" and I looked up as he passed and I said back to him, "I wasn't texting!!!" (but I actually was...don't tell him.)
Lastly, the man who runs the food cart on 37th and 5th recently confessed his everlasting love for me. His name in Mohammad and I think we could be happy together, I do love hot dogs....and he told me he would be there for me if anything happened to Rafael.
I've seen wizards and a tin man, I've seen models and actors...I can't wait to go back.
Leslie
Thursday, September 8, 2011
I am in Love
I am DYING!!!
These My Little Ponies are the best things I've seen all day, And I saw a lot today. Including...
Two guys riding bikes down 5th avenue screaming at each other ready to duke it out while peddling down the road...THAT was pretty great.
Also, a really great episode of Murder She Wrote. I'll tell you all about my brand new Angela Lansbury obsession later. WHAT IF ONE OF THESE PONIES WAS ANGELA LANSBURY!!!!
My Little Nostalgic,
Leslie
These My Little Ponies are the best things I've seen all day, And I saw a lot today. Including...
Two guys riding bikes down 5th avenue screaming at each other ready to duke it out while peddling down the road...THAT was pretty great.
Also, a really great episode of Murder She Wrote. I'll tell you all about my brand new Angela Lansbury obsession later. WHAT IF ONE OF THESE PONIES WAS ANGELA LANSBURY!!!!
My Little Nostalgic,
Leslie
Sunday, September 4, 2011
I Just Want To Be Inspired
This will do for now....
But maybe you could hook me up with a good book or something?
Leslie
But maybe you could hook me up with a good book or something?
Leslie
Friday, September 2, 2011
We've Been a Little Lax...
But we promise, we're getting back into the swing of things. We'll start telling you our most humiliating life stories again soon.
I only lie sometimes (and this isn't one of them), Crystal
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