Thursday, September 29, 2011

Trouble Duty



Woke up early to babysit this morning.  My friend's kid, and I don't mind doing it.  But let's just say I was less than thrilled when she told me he learned how to crawl.  Yesterday.  That means I have 2 crawlers to all to myself until 4:15.


And it's only 7:45.  And I've already run out of ways to entertain them.  And my house smells like poop.

Plus, this morning, I tried to put my bra on OVER my FEET.

We've got the makings of an awesome day here.

Heaven help me never to have twins, Crystal

Monday, September 26, 2011

Texting about Crystals Cat Eddie

Crystal: Eddie just stuck his whole entire head in my cup of milk.

Leslie:  Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE cats!

Crystal: I drank it anyway.

Leslie: Bhah ha ha ha I LOVE Crystals.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Look What I Found... And Then Thank Me

I can only hope that one day our blog will be this awesome...

Cat vs. Human


Cat-lovin', Crystal

Saturday, September 17, 2011

37th and 5th

Cross Streets in NYC or the Twilight Zone?

I spend a good amount of time on 37th and 5th and at times it is a really nice place to be.  like last week, weather was beautiful and as I stood on the corner waiting for the light to change in my favor.  Two men on their two bikes come peddling up and were screaming at each other insults and cursing at each other...again, while peddling bikes, something little girls do.  They looked so dumb and I enjoyed all of it.

For the last two weekends when I walk down 5th to go back to the train people have been been REALLY emotional about me using my phone.  One man standing in a doorway in his pajamas sneered at me while I was checking my voice mail and called out "You and your cell phone."

 I was hurt but I got over it.  Then the next week I had just pulled out my phone to check it and a man while walking past me starts mumbling "texting (swear words) she's texting (MORE swear words)" and  I looked up as he passed and I said back to him, "I wasn't texting!!!"  (but I actually was...don't tell him.)

Lastly, the man who runs the food cart on 37th and 5th recently confessed his everlasting love for me.  His name in Mohammad and I think we could be happy together,  I do love hot dogs....and he told me he would be there for me if anything happened to Rafael.

I've seen wizards and a tin man, I've seen models and actors...I can't wait to go back.

Leslie

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I am in Love

 I am DYING!!!

These My Little Ponies are the best things I've seen all day,  And I saw a lot today.  Including...
Two guys riding bikes down 5th avenue screaming at each other ready to duke it out while peddling down the road...THAT was pretty great.

Also, a really great episode of Murder She Wrote.  I'll tell you all about my brand new Angela Lansbury obsession later.  WHAT IF ONE OF THESE PONIES WAS ANGELA LANSBURY!!!!



 

My Little Nostalgic,

Leslie

Sunday, September 4, 2011

I Just Want To Be Inspired

This will do for now....



But maybe you could hook me up with a good book or something?

Leslie

Friday, September 2, 2011

We've Been a Little Lax...


But we promise, we're getting back into the swing of things.  We'll start telling you our most humiliating life stories again soon.

I only lie sometimes (and this isn't one of them), Crystal